"Done getting to know myself...‏"

From: Sophia N (ferreira@kernfarm.com)
Sent: Saturday, July 04, 2009 3:39:16 PM
To: a bunch of people

Hi there

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

I like adventures, and enjoy opening new feelings and emotions. I am open-minded and easy going girl. I think I have a strong personality. I have very good family. I am serious, reasonable, and reliable but at the same time I am sociable, friendly and I like to meet new people who can always give me some good advice and share their experience.

I like to read classical and modern literature, I also like going in for different kinds of sport and to teach other people how to keep feet. I am the woman who is able to love all soul! I like nature and the sea, spending time outside. I have diverse interests.

My dream is to meet a nice guy, who I will fall in love with and who will love me back.

Person to have a beautiful and cosy time with.

I am here http://best-only-love.com/great/

Sincerely yourth
Sofy

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Hello there, Thofy!

I was always told that love is like a cheese grater. You stick it on your hand with glue, you practice crazy ninja moves and then I don’t remember how it goes, but it’s pretty cool and ends up in the gory decapitation of your enemies.

You sound like a real catch – you gather all the incredible qualities of a creative Dungeon Master, or at the very least a rookie F-16 pilot. I was always more into Learjets myself, but I found it nigh-impossible to cope with the foot smell. Not to mention the cabbage. O, the cabbage.

I enjoy yoga, margaritas, walks on the beach, full moons, werewolves, and whatever else it is flaky internet chicks are into at the moment. I only keep cats and goats in the house, but I’d really be interested in learning how to keep feet as well, so I think you’re the perfect woman for me.

I’m also willing to love yer back, assuming it’s not hairy, matey. Arr.

Macarron chacarron,

Buglicker